Nevaeh Castles

Austins

Look at Nevaeh Castles!! isnt she beautiful? too bad she belongs to Austin 🥲

by Nevaeh Castles April 4, 2024

to make sand castles

Euphemism for engaging in intimacy, esp. with a hater and a gatekeeper, who is also God's favourite princess, and the most interesting girl in the world (see Shadowheart). Originated in Baldur's Gate 3, an RPG released in 2023 by Larian Studios.

Shadowheart: "Though I'm still finding sand in my hair - I wonder what the others will think of that..."
Tav: "They will naturally assume we snuck away to make sand castles in the middle of the night."
Shadowheart: "But of course they will. I hope we'll have more opportunities to slip away... and make sand castles."

Aliona Baranova: "Sometimes you can just tell when someone's good at making sandcastles, right? I haven't tested my theory, but I feel like I know... I feel like you can tell, by someone's personality, if they're good at making sandcastles or not. What do you think?"
Jennifer English: "I'm bad at making sandcastles."
Jennifer Sandcastles: "I'm very good at making sandcastles, for the record... I'm great at sandcastles, call me Jennifer Sandcastles."

by Eclipsekidney October 3, 2025

Barnard Castle

Rape capital of County Durham

I’d stay away from barnard castle, you’ll get raped

by Geoff walton June 6, 2022

self castle

When you are so humiliated by your own stupidity on the Fresh & Fit podcast that you leave on your own accord, instead of Myron having to evict you by force using a security guard, which would be a normal “castle.”

Myron: “Alright, so ‘low-IQ’ left too?”
Another 304: “…yeah.”
Myron: “Alright, cool.”
Fresh: “…self castle.”
Myron: “Yeah, self castle, that’s fine, that’s fine.”

by johnqdoe April 24, 2024

Castles in Spain

This is the easy time
The first and last river crossed
A happy time

Can you hear the voices

Calling - calling - calling
Go on - go on - go on keep moving
Its so easy to see why

He who will rise will fall again
I see your eyes
Castles In Spain

Push your way across
And did I feel uneasy here
You settled in

Can you hear...
You're here and you know why

He who will...
Can you hear...
What can I do

You settled in
A happy time
What can I do

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

Sand Castle

when you see a great booty of a girl making something at the beach

Woah! look at that Sand Castle over there!

by H4pp1n3s June 22, 2024

Ewell Castle

A place that is just full of special people who have rich parents and can't be arsed to do anything with their useless lives. One of the DT teachers got caught recommending a student to masturbate at a previous school and still got hired, one of the old teachers took pictures of boys in the changing rooms and wanked off to them. One of the PE staff fucked a chemistry teachers wife, so the chem teacher left her and fucked the DT teacher before they both left and went to St. Johns. (some guy got blown in a classroom there btw)

All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.

Ewell Castle? It's a shithole.

by EwellShithole May 21, 2024