carson

this guy probably cooks spaghetti in the dish washer

carson is a fucking idiot

by [mno] September 17, 2022

carson carrillo

a girl who knows what she wants and wants to make a difference in the world. Believes in Climate Crisis and has the BIGGEST crush on cole sprouse. Doesn’t have a lot of friends because she’s mature and relates with adults a lot more.

When i grow up i hope to be carson carrillo.

by pauline grace December 8, 2019

Carson

Carson - A very racist term, the insulting term for white and black people, god, and jesus.

My friend hates Carsons because he believes in God

by Amor Henderson November 5, 2021

Carson

A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.

Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?

Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.

by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021

carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023

Carson

A girl who loves to dance and twerk. She loves Dubsmash videos with freinds

DAng Carson trow it back

by liljje April 4, 2019

The Carson Effect

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).

Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.

by Lectoex July 9, 2023