cardiomelanosis

Any condition of a black heart.

The man had to have his heart replaced due to cardiomelanosis

by Carlyyc July 23, 2016

Cardirus

1. A very purple man that is not normal and often gets trapped in social Media.

2. A powerful purple being that strives for affection and Power.

3. Purple.

Bob: Hey! That guys is definitely Cardirus!
Jeff: You got it, i love Purple.

by Eric F. Smith November 15, 2017

Cardi B

Cardi B is short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis, a disease which infects the heart and blood vessels and clog the walls, potentially making you hyperventilate or even pass out.

Person 1: I heard that Bob got Cardi B yesterday, is he okay?
Person 2: He's alright, he has to stay in the hospital for a few days though.

by Huvudpersson February 14, 2018

Cardi Party

A party in with all attending are wearing cardigans.

Origin: a group in which all were wearing cardigans and one exclaimed “Cardi Party!”

Person one: *looks around

*eveyone is wearing a cardigan

Person one: “CARDI PARTY!:3”
All: :3!!

by Paskowitty October 20, 2018

Cardiovascular frozennippleitis

The instance when you are so cold that the veins in your nipples are frozen shut

You look pretty cold there.
Yeah, I have cardiovascular frozennippleitis

by I taught sped kids percussion November 14, 2018

Cardibacular Arrest

When someone who was previously normal loses all sense of logical reasoning. They make others lose brain cells from trying to understand them. Some symptoms may include horrid language skills, inability for others to understand, stupidity, rambunctious behavior, etc. It is considered peak Niggatry, which is then followed by normalcy. This could last from only 2 seconds to your whole life.

Guy 1: Bc I sit go anywhere I'm shutin for today until like 2
Guy 2: Idek if that is even english.
Guy 3: This man had a cardibacular arrest.

by Dr. Desiigner June 4, 2019

Cardio Cock

That sweet spot where a guy has enough to drink not to have whiskey dick but, can last more than 10 minutes.

Girl 1: Yeah the sex was great and he went all night. Girl 2: Yeah your man had Cardio Cock .

by Charles-n-charge January 11, 2020