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Cape Canaveral

To ejaculate with extreme force inside the vagina specifically without a condom. The visual is compared to the exhaust from a shuttle launch, but internal to the female sexual organ.
"He went straight to Cape Canaveral with that chick. Blasted away all up in her."
by Luke99s June 17, 2008
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canned ass

when your ass is so nice it could be canned and sold
like canned peaches
by zserh November 16, 2005
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Cape Canaveral

When a girl is giving you a blow job, silently and in your mind only, you count down from ten when you feel yourself approaching climax. When the count reaches one, scream out, "BLAST OFF" as you violently orgasm and passionately thrust your hips towards her mouth.
Man, I Cape Canaveraled that bitch!
by Benjamin Davis Ridings December 15, 2008
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Cape Girardeau

Small hick town in the bootheel of "Missourah" with a name that sounds like it could be the name of a concentration camp. Features one mall with about five good stores; people here go to Walmart for fun.. or squirrel hunt. But other than that theres not much to do in this jank town but sit here and write up urbandictionary definitions.
Howdy yall, i was born and raised in Cape Girardeau. Wanna load up yer airshoft guns and shoot up shome shquirrls?
by jusskeepinitreal December 11, 2010
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canned

1) Usually means to get fired.
2) Depending on context, can also be an adjective that means roughly predefined.
1) My faggot boss canned me for reading TribalWar too much at work.
2) Canned chat items in a video game. Usually performed by entering a short combination of letters or numbers. Many times accompanied by a short voice clip.
by aCynicalPie January 21, 2005
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caner

Someone who likes getting seriously drunk, aka "caned"
She was out on the lash again last night, she's a total caner
by PeterM60 September 18, 2007
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The Russian Candy Cane

You punch a girl in the face, to make her nose bleed, while you cum all over her face.
That girl's face never looked the same after she got the Russian Candy Cane on Christmas Eve.
by Charlie & Meg March 6, 2011
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