calorie

a pointless unit of measurement to dwell over my lovelies

them: "omg that's so high calorie! ive eaten enough anyway"
me: "that's true, but calories don't matter, so please allow yourself to enjoy the food if and when you want it"

by giantphallussedlady May 8, 2022

calloom

As described the notorious CallMeDara, Calloom is a Frequent Twitch user/great MOD and also a Phat Legend!

Was once upon a time rated Number 7 of the all time Gifted sub leaderboard!

Walking the milk off with the barista

What even is a Calloom?

by JustYoungco May 31, 2022

caloob

Synonym for Caleb used in anonymous topics. Can be used as an alternative for Caleb or an alt account. A caloob will be your guide forever and can always win a fight for you. God of all Calebs.

That caloob is very strong.
Caloob 2.0 is even stronger!

by kxnii June 17, 2022

Callo

A tall adorable human being na matagal nang crush ni Panoy HAHAHHA

Hi callo torpe ako kaya dito nlng ako aamin diko kaya sa chat eh HAHA

by Nyahh:p July 5, 2022

Calhoun

A shitty school that Shane Ward goes to and has numerous accounts of teachers grooming kids.

Why the fuck does Shane go to Calhoun?

by Hdhansbch August 11, 2022

Calo

An abbreviated form of Calabrese.

Calo's are well know for hanging around the Toolshed, usually in pairs. They remain in denial about this, but it's a well known fact.
Often try to convince their friends that they are straight but it's obvious they are gay.
Enjoy playing soccer and any other sport involving balls.

Hey look at those two bald headed guys outside the Toolshed.

They must be Calo's...

by The Real Sicilian September 24, 2022

Calories

Calories are the amount of energy released when your body breaks down (digests and absorbs) food.
The calorie is a unit of energy.

“Oh god!- I may or may not have had a bit too much calories..”

by Shaya October 25, 2022