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Communism

I FUCKING HATE COMMUNISM
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Communism

Guy 1: Man, I love communism!
Guy 2: Yea it's the best! Way better than captardism!
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Communism

Friedrich engles has no iPhone because communism
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Cummunism

The public ownership of the means of production, including the means of reproduction
Person A: Are you a Marxist-Leninist?
Person B: No, I reject that moderate form of neoliberal fapitalism. I'm a follower of cummunism. I want the proletariat to own the means of reproduction.
by TrueCummunist September 27, 2023
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Communism

A bullshit ideology which is praised more than fascism, even though in practice, it was deadlier.
Liberal college student: Man I hate America! I wanna live in a communist world where everything is free and everyone has freedom! Communism is so much better than Capitalism!
Cuban immigrant who fled their horrible country to work in a Capitalist society: Are you serious rn bro?
by ThebulletthatkilledJFK January 14, 2024
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Capmonism

Capmonism, as a moderate right-wing free-market nationalist ideology, advocates for controlled immigration policies to safeguard the nation's economic and cultural interests. It emphasizes the importance of prioritizing the well-being of its citizens and preserving national identity. While promoting a free-market economy, Capmonists argue for measures to ensure that immigration is regulated to maintain domestic job opportunities and protect social cohesion. The focus is on fostering a strong, self-sufficient nation while carefully managing the influx of individuals to uphold the values and stability of the society.
A: I’m a conservative, what about you?
B: Oh, I’m a capmonist!
(In the given dialogue, the term "capmonist" is a fictional word coined to represent an individual who adheres to the ideology of Capmonism – a moderate right-wing free-market nationalist perspective that combines elements of capitalism, nationalism, and a balanced approach to societal values.)
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Communism

Capitalist: I suck!
Communist: I know, right?
Capitalist: I wish I was like you!
Communist: you should be a communist! Communism is the best thing ever!
by Commie! November 18, 2023
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