Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021

Cooter Duder

-A woman that gets a sex change,in order to have a penis. -A chick wearing a strap on.

My friends call me a Cooter Duder cause it just doesn't do the trick any more ,when strap on my dildo.So now I'm going to get a sex change,so I can have sex like a man.

by Crazy81Virgo July 2, 2014

Cooter poppin

The act of fingering a woman of female descent

I just love cooter poppin Betty!!

by BombasticEli November 15, 2015

cooter poof

Expelling gas through a loose vagina sounding similar to blowing out a candle or a soft "poof".

After sex she sighed with satisfaction and let out a soft cooter poof.

by Michael Lynn Enck December 15, 2016

Cooter gas

The musky floral scent of old women's perfume, especially noticeable when they are gathered in groups in enclosed spaces.

Man, that garage sale smelled like cooter gas!

by Stoned Boomer May 1, 2021

Cooter catcher

When your clit gets stuck between a mans gapped teeth.

“Hey Erin, I had sex the other day and my clit got stuck between the guys gapped teeth, it’s called cooter catcher”

by freddiemurc April 6, 2019

Skunk Cooter

A term to reference an elderly vagina meant to also denote that it is not fresh any longer, and is therefore beyond its expiration date. Generally a vagina beyond the age of sixty, which ought to be experienced only by other members of the same age group. This term is one that is often used by younger generations to refer to older females.

I can't believe that your grandmother was flirting with me! I refuse to be involved with a skunk cooter , especially one

of that age!

by Shabda Preceptor September 20, 2016