Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

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cooch kite

When her vagina is so loose it slaps against your legs when its skinny

And denny had a cooch kite

by Skuuter October 12, 2020

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cooch

a coochie, but shortened and more whet.

"my cooch is so wet babe"
"suck my cooch"

by notspanstarslol July 6, 2022

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Booze cooch

Female version of whiskey dick. Difficulty becoming aroused after alcohol consumption.

Honey honey honey can't you come? Do you usually have booze cooch?

by anonymous July 9, 2022

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Volcanic Cooch

When you nut in a girl then pour vinegar into the girls cooch, and then proceed to pour baking soda in afterwards. causing a mass volcano to erupt (especially when she queefs)

tyler: yoooo dude i just made jess have the most volcanic cooch everrrr!!!

Issac: yoo thas crazy, i need to buy some more vinegar!

by colemcz July 4, 2022

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cooch cat

A man that is not desperate for pussy, but will do mostly anything for it, like a cat, he has nine lives, and will use all of them just to get one drop of pussy.

Bro idk what to tell you, I’m just a cooch cat

by Snipeola88 August 29, 2022

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