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The Commandments

The commandments that Moses dropped on the way down the mountain and were recovered by three dudes in Colorado. These were the real commandments written as law for stoners, sinners and macdaddy's.

1. thought shalt get laid

2.though shall not be gay

3.thou shalt have a honey wagon

4. thou shalt scam on honeys

5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline

6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)

7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys

8.thou shall get stoned

9. gretta is a bitch and that is that

10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that's a gay name)
the commandments make life barable
by biscuit bega December 31, 2005
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Going Commando

1. Wearing pants without boxers.
2. The coolest video game ever! Also called Ratchet & Clank 2. (The name is a joke)
1. I don't have any clean boxers left, so I guess I'll be going commando today.
2. I want to play Ratchet & Clank 2: Going Commando NOW because it's the best game ever!
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Field Commander

The more logical name for the drum major who conducts for the band.
Keep your eyes on the field commander. He will give you the tempo.
by supernemo May 21, 2013
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Master-And-Commander Debate

A trivial argument based in little more than the semantics or language used to formulate the argument.

NOTE: Despite the simple nature of said argument, the debate can often grow so passionate that everyone not involved leaves the room to go watch the movie somewhere else.
Come on guys, this is just turning into a Master-And-Commander Debate.

Take your Master-And-Commander Debate somewhere else!

Here they go again with a Master-And-Commander Debate...

EXAMPLE OF A MASTER-AND-COMMANDER DEBATE:

A- "Can you imagine being him? They just cut the rope and left him out to sea. Would you just cling to the mast for dear life? I mean, wouldn't you just let go of it and swim as fast as you could towards the ship?"

B- "Haha, no. I would swim after it."

A- "You mean, 'YES, I would swim after it.'"

B- "No... I mean 'NO, I would swim after it.' As in 'No, I wouldn't just cling to the mast.'"

A- "But that's not the question I asked. I..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)

C- "So who did you guys decide was right?"

A- "We agreed to disagree."

B- "No we didn't."

A- "We didn't? What, did we conclude I was right?"

B- "Well I assumed that's the only way we would end it."

A- "No. We just eventually dropped it. Thus, we agreed to disagree."

B- "Dropping something doesn't necessarily mean 'Agree to disagree.'"

A- "Yes it does!"

B- "No..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)
by C0mfortablyNumb February 21, 2011
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Commando

The absolute gayest perk in all of Modern Warfare 2. Unlocked at level 4, this perk will allow someone on Xbox Live to lunge and knife someone on Playstation Network. Anyone using commando is virtually invincible to bullets and/or explosives. This perk is usually accompanied by the perks Marathon (unlimited sprint) and Lightweight (run faster) and a pistol with a tactical knife, so those little faggots can run 50 mph and knife someone every second.
Actual Player: OMG! One more kill till nuke!!!
Commando: *knife*
*Actual Player watches kill cam*
Actual Player: WTF! He was in Karachi and I was in Afghan!!
by PzychoGamer November 24, 2010
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VR Commondore

A Family car, which tryhards with loud exhausts and monster tachos think are fast and all hope that they can get a "blower" in some day.
by Chop Chop March 27, 2003
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valley commando

Typical Welsh Valley Steroid user. Usually from deep in the valleys, can be seen trotting around wearing army "commando" style trousers. Red faced and built like a house, and posessing as much intelligence as one. Can be seen down heavy lifting gyms most days and nights, benchpressing 500+ kilo's. Usually hang around in groups and love students / generally English people to come into their Newport shithole club so they can fuck them up.

Generally, another great reason why to Nuke the valleys now their 1 main purpose has gone, supplying cheap labour to the English.
Shit, you see that valley commando tit smash that English guys head in, fuck hes got mates too.
by prof.reg.fritter. October 20, 2007
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