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client number nine

1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
by wisk March 13, 2008
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Clinton

Semen produced through engaging in oral sex.
1) Wipe that clinton off your chin.

2) Monica had clinton stains on her dress and had to send it to the cleaners.
by quaoar April 21, 2006
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Hillary Clinton

Most caring, strong, powerful, understanding ,smat, qual. and beautiful woman runnig for president.
She had got a good heart and a place for blacks, gays, latinos, women just for everyone who didn't hurt somebody....It is a shame that america is full of racists and sexist bc otherwise they'd have the best president ever. @hillaryclinton.fanpage on insta
Did u see that beautiful badass in a jumpsiut?
Must have been Hillary Clinton!
by hillaryclinton.fanpage January 3, 2017
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Clintonism

A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.
Clintonism

"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"

"I promise to cut your taxes."

"I did not dodge the draft."

"I never inhaled."

"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."

"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."
by DontHateThisConservative March 13, 2009
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BJ Clinton

BJ Clinton loves a little Monica, in his life.
by Jamesm51 February 4, 2006
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Clintonia

Clintonia describes a name of a person that is the leader of E0 Clan.
Clintonia is too cool to worry about stuff like that!
by e0stryker February 22, 2009
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ClintEastwoodBradfield

Arrogant, self righteous, opinionated twag who thinks it's his mission in life to be offended by everything on everyone else's behalf.
"I can't believe he got offended by that joke"
"I know, he's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield"
by BenA December 17, 2003
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