bunker duck

a heinous lookin girl, like, holy shit ugly

That girl is one nasty bunker duck, I wouldn't hit that shit in the dark with a blindfold and someone else's dick!

bunker duck by sleepyferret February 4, 2009

Bunko The Boy

Beloved rapper from New Jersey. Bunko likes to rap about food, girls and poop. Bunko is the leader of the Marshmallow Steamship rap group. His first project, Bunkorama, was a local hit.

You hear that new Bunko The Boy track? Bunko is the man!!!

Bunko The Boy by Crazy Man Jeffrey August 12, 2011

Bunking Off 

British term for skipping school; participating in truancy; playing hooky.

During 2005/06, DfES defined a persistent truant as a pupil who missed 20 or more days classed as unauthorised absence. Children often refer to it as "doing a bunk", "bunking off" or "skiving".

Bunking Off by Luke Thompson August 6, 2007

bunkassbamer 

An Extremly shity sack of bud. If you get this you should beat the hell out of your dealer take the bud and his money from them and cock slap them to ensure ultimate shame to them.

Guy 1 "Man this is some bunkassbamer!"
Guy 2 "No its not this is hydro. Cant you see the red hairs?"
Guy 1 "Thats paper!" "Come here!" "You have offically been Cock Slaped." "Im takin your weed and you money bitch!"

bunkassbamer by Doctor Wood September 8, 2008

bunker jumping 

A threesome with two land whales, where you avoid getting trapped in the bunker (middle) & jump out before dying from asphyxiation.

Man, I almost died last night... Drunk I was, bunker jumping two gordas when the flubber sucked me in; breathless I narrowly escaped!

bunker jumping by Nisshin Maru April 12, 2017

Bunkered 

Being shot point-blank in the sport of paintball.

While that damn newbie Mappopolus was fiddling with his stingray, I straight up bunkered his monkey ass.

Bunkered by Superfly667 March 20, 2003

spunk bunker 

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.

man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew

spunk bunker by Slavasonic June 22, 2011