brooklyn grab

Being from Brooklyn, this is the act when you randomly grab your nuts while doing everyday tasks (i.e. cooking, cleaning, talking to people) and not even realize you are touching yourself

Dylan: Why are you always touching yourself?
Jared: C'mon man. Its the Brooklyn Grab

by D.P. McDaniels June 5, 2014

brooklyn lantern

When your girlfriend thinks you're going to fuck her doggie-style, but at the last second you shove it up her ass. Her eyes open so wide in shocking surprise that they light up the whole room.

The room was so dark I couldn't find my car keys, so I gave my wife a Brooklyn lantern. I found them.

by Gern Cranium July 28, 2014

Brooklyn Bottom

A lazy power bottom; a gay man who provides the momentum for homosexual intercourse but is too tired or lazy to finish the task at hand (or anus).

My bartender, Emily, tried to hook me up with a Brooklyn Bottom but I have standards.

by CountPezofFlorida September 7, 2015

Brooklyn Page

Amazon Goddess. Blond haired, blue eyed, smart-ass with high IQ. She is self efficient but likes to be taken care of, and will not take shit from any one. Loves sports and farts alot. She is your dream girl, but watch your back her psycho Dad and brothers are dangerous!

Careful with that girl, she is a total Brooklyn Page and if she doesn't come home happy neither will you!

by Krs13 August 3, 2016

Brooklyn Taylor

One of the most hilarious people you'll ever meet. Brooklyn is always drop-dead gorgeous and boys usually named Colby and Austin can't help but fall for her. Girls named Brooklyn are usually attracted to American E-boys or Australian surfers. They're kind and loving and usually own a million pets that they give never-ending amounts of love to. If you date a Brooklyn you're so lucky. They definately have a guy best friend that secretly has feelings for them and they'd be an adorable couple. Guys always wanna snitch brooklyn and she deosnt realise how cute she is. In summer she basically lives at the beach and guys called Nathan and Jack love her. She's really into sea food and probably wouldnt mind dating a certain fisher.

"Damn, Brooklyn Taylor's such a babe"
"Nathan just messaged me and he's in love with Brooklyn Taylor

by Quiah September 24, 2019

Brooklyn Sausage

An uncircumcised man staples his foreskin closed, chops it off, deep-fries it, and sells it at a hotdog stand on the side of a highway.

Man, that was a really good Brooklyn Sausage!

by putinscrustyasshole January 19, 2020

brooklyn fold

The act of folding a pizza slice lengthwise prior to consumption

I use the brooklyn fold to prevent the topings from falling off.

by nr.555 July 6, 2020