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Mr. Bond

God

Your creepy social studies teacher that everyone thinks is a psychopath. But yet you think he is God because he watches over his children
Mr. Bond is so creepy yall
by It's. Ya. Boi. Ellie_ May 13, 2018
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bonding

when you and the boys gather in the bathroom at summer camp and take turns dumping Gold Bond body powder down your pants in order to achieve a tingling ballsack sensation caressed by angels
bruh with the Gold Bond: ay bruh come bond with us its fun
random kid: whats that?
bruh with Gold Bond: its like angels caressing your ballsack just come in the bathroom with us
*random kid walks in bathroom and watches 6 dudes dump body powder down their pants*
*random kid tries it and becomes an enlightened one*
*random kid now goes out and tries to get another random kid in the bathroom to bond with everyone and grow the bonding circle*
by yungflip21 December 28, 2020
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doink bond

by Whytfisthisnecessary May 9, 2018
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James Bond Burger

to make sweet passionate love to the subject of the sentence
"Bro, if you're not too careful there I might just have to James Bond Burger you up my man."

"don't threaten me with a good time"
by sussy mogus September 24, 2022
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James Bond-ing

James Bond-ing is to dress nice for a small or large amount of time and act like James Bond; flirt, run, and charm. The person James Bond-ing has to have some knowledge to the James Bond Franchise. James Bond-ing also means you will say cheesy James Bond Puns.
Kirk: The name's Bond. James Bond. I was saved by the bell yesterday when I was to go to detention.
Susan: What?
Kirk: Your response was shocking. Positively Shocking.
Susan: Kirk, what the fuck is going on? Why are you all dressed like Tom Cruise?
Kirk: Shut up Susan. I'm dressed because I have to run to school.
Susan: ITS 10 OCLOCK. You should be there already!
Kirk: Ohh, don't bother. We have all the time in the world.
Susan: Oh bugger. Stop James Bond-ing for god's sake.
by Bondbauer007 April 11, 2022
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Donald Wayne Bond Jr.

by crazyalready February 25, 2024
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Word is Bond

A term finding its roots in the Nation of Islam. The full phrase was "my word is my bond is my bond is my life and before I will break my bond I will give my life." Later on this phrase was shortened to simply "word."
Yo word is bond I saw shorty in the corner store the other day!
by Avery Booker December 21, 2019
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