Boiled

Like being cooked, except you're so bland and flavorless.

Bruh he's so basic you can't even say he's cooked. That ninja is boiled.

by Dr. Normal January 26, 2026

Bag Boil

A boil on nutsack. Can often be cured and prevented by more oral sex. The female saliva works as natural sedative and cure.

Come on baby, just few licks on the bag boil?

by Noah Bodyano February 18, 2026

Dutch Boil

Like a Dutch oven but in a bathtub full of water ; farting in a tub full of water with another person stuck smelling your water filtered fart

A bunch of my buddies and I were in a hot tub together and everyone wouldn't stop fasting, it turned into a Dutch Boil real quick.

by Flabbergasted96 March 11, 2026

Columbus Boil

When an older man sits in a hot tub while a younger man stands fully clothed and watches. Generally for sexual gratification

I walked outside and saw Brad and Brian engaged in a Columbus Boil

by Willis67 March 14, 2026