Phoenician Blind

When you walk out of an air conditioned building in Phoenix, Az, in the summer and the heat hits you so hard you LITERALLY can not see for a moment.

No joke, walked out of the 19th Hole, and went Phoenician Blind...110 in the shade!

by CaptMcSwagger June 9, 2014

beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him

Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger

by odiepeyote February 25, 2017

tuna blinds

Like beef curtains but odorous.

Man, I can smell your ol lady's tuna blinds from here, she needs to go shower.

by Grueller January 31, 2016

The Blind Tug

The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark

"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."

by MusicMan87 July 18, 2021

Blind Vision

Blind hope, blind visions
Blind centre, one centre
Blind living and seeing
Blind hell, blind hell
Blind visions and no reasons
For action blind words

Blind visions and no reasons
No reasons for actions
In a dream when I''m reading pages full of words
The harder you look
It''s getting hard, it''s getting hard, it''s not
A dream''s a dream
In a dream when I''m reading pages
Pages full of words
It''s, it''s getting hard, it''s not
It''s not, it, it
It''s getting hard
It''s getting harder
It''s getting hard

Hold me closer now, hold me closer
That''s blind vision, blind vision
Push me harder now, harder push me harder
It''s blind hell, blind hell
Keep me spinning round and round
Blind centre, blind centre
Now I''m turning miles above the ground
That''s blind hell, blind hell, blind hell

by I can’t stand it anymore January 7, 2021

Blind burro

A euphemism for a male’s anal sphincter.

“Dude. I was packing my buddy’s blind burro last night until it couldn’t take any more.”

by Stainless26 December 3, 2019

blinded by nostalgia

Blinded by nostalgia aka nostalgia-blinded is some sort of a syndrome where people (especially gamers) are desperately in need of help.

Quandale Dingleberry: I miss the old Clash Royale, Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd!
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: Nah, the new update is so much better.
Quandale Dingleberry: Cap
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: You are totally blinded by nostalgia!!

by QuandaleDingleberry April 25, 2022