beef peach

a slang swear word and or exclamation or word used to describe subsitute anything.

mmm...look at that chicks beef peach.
Dude i just made the bigest beef peach.
Dude your beef peach is rancid.
Your moms a beef peach

by Erin Mae, Violet December 24, 2007

Beef Purse

Noun, slang - The female genitalia.

Also: A purse in which beef products are carried.

EG1: "Wow, man, Kuniva's mother has a really loose beef purse!"

EG2: "Darn it! We're out of steaks, and the big barbecue is tonight! We don't have time to run to the store!" "Don't worry Jan, I have some steaks in my beef purse!"

by F.P. Bear December 20, 2008

beef anus roll

hot dog

What's for dinner?

How 'bout a grilled beef anus roll?

Make that two!

by The Evil Boll Weevil January 25, 2011

Beef and Cheese Santa

A Santa Claus impersonator who is obviously a fake.

This term was coined in the Will Ferrell's 2003 movie Elf, when he confronts the fake Santa at Gimbel's:

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

I wanted my child to take a picture with Santa, but the one at the mall is a total Beef and Cheese Santa, so we didn't go.

by ThanksMurphy December 6, 2011

Beefchip

An amazingly friendly drunk, who is always there when you need him. Incredibly intelligent and knowledgable in everything useless.

Holy crap that dude is so beefchip.

Did you meet beefchip yet? He is over there delivering that woman's baby while chugging a bottle of jack daniels.

by Noneofyourbusiness987654321 September 2, 2012

beefchomgle

god

i love beefchomgle so much

by quartz33 October 9, 2020

Stinky Beef Factory

The droopy, wrinkly, and foul smelling "beef" that dangles between the legs, from the labia of a premiscuous female.

Brad: Man you see that cum-dumpster Athena's cunt? It looks like pastrami is falling out, and smells like the dumpster behind a fish market!
Matt: You're telling me! She's running a regular Stinky Beef Factory down there.

by Otto Van BeefSteak March 23, 2008