Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.

"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"

by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020

pull a blade on

To threaten someone in an aggressive way, it usually involves a knife.

To avoid that the guys continued treating him like that, he pull a blade on them.

by Groggy January 10, 2017

Blade

A gay nigga

That nigga Mohammad a blade.

by 222salem April 5, 2021

blade of a sword

When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.

I was just trying to be a good friend, but got the blade of a sword instead.

by BeachingIt August 7, 2016

My Blade Thirsts

Warcraft III Demon Hunter quote

My Blade Thirsts, Anu'dor anu'dor

by EpsteinIsland June 29, 2022

Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

by Wopalong April 8, 2023

Blade Hetherington

The dumbest fuck you will ever meet, this is the cunt that wanks to midget porn in the living room with the thrill of getting caught. He enjoys gaming and perking on his grandma in the shower.

Blade hetherington is a perv, he is icky wicked gross.

by Beedlebutt January 20, 2023