bird duty

To be on bird duty is to be in charge of cooking the turkey for thanksgiving. Applies in other situations too.

- I gotta go. Do you think you can deal with the turkey ?
- But I thought that Tom was on bird duty this year.

by soperilleux January 16, 2009

bird time

The time of the morning, just on dawn when the noise of birds screeching across the sky and screaming from the trees is so

loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas.

My head was thumping with the most massive hangover and I'd only

crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird time I've

ever heard made it impossible to sleep.

by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010

flip the bird

1. The act of rotating an avian creature through more than 90 degrees.

2. The act of extending the central digit of the hand with the intent to cause offense.

"Golly, Esther, I believe Sir Rodney just flipped me the bird. I shall have that cunt, he is dead."
-Shaw

by PeteLovesSluts July 30, 2005

slicky bird

A slicky bird is a woman trying to get over on you or a group of woman trying to deceive you. Often driven by money but not limited to.

"My boy was pissed this morning he couldn't find his credit card"
"I told him he shouldn't have left with those slicky birds."

by J*Potential June 7, 2021

The Bird Club

A group of eclectic, mostly insane, people.

The Bird Club has many members suffering from many mental diseases.

by Suzy Gerbil January 3, 2007

bird-boxing

A person pretending they don't see someone trying to get their attention or communicate with them. Ignoring someone.

"Toby tried to talk to Jim, but Jim was talking to Pam and was bird-boxing Toby."

"Brandon I know you see me standing here. Quit trying to bird-box me."

"She stay bird-boxing these fools."

by Chall1 January 10, 2019

Stunt Bird

A man's best girl-mate, who does all the stuff you'd expect of your girlfriend, with the bonus of a few pints and an XBox marathons.

Dan: Is that your girlfriend?
Kai: No, she's my stunt bird

by LMRLANCS January 30, 2008