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Sleeping Bennet 

The opposite of a raging Arnold:

A small and flaccid state of the penis, typically brought on by excessive alcoholism, the sight of butt-ugly women or the smell of fish wafting from a woman's vagina.

A metaphor for the penis stemming from the arch rival of John Matrix Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Commando called Bennet who was a total hom.
Andre: So, did you bang her last night?

Johnny: Nah man, I had a raging Arnold in the beginning but when I went down on her it stank of duck pâté, so she gave me a sleeping Bennet.

alaskan beanie 

A sexual gesture consisting of gently placing your prolapsed anus upon your partners forehead.
Gee whiz, Dan, the wife gave me one heck of an Alaskan beanie last night.

Cordon bennett 

An Anglo-French b*stardisation of the phrases "Gordon Bennett" and "cordon bleu", with the latter being made popular by Del Boy in the sitcom Only Fools and Horses. Often used as an bilingual expression of exasperation or as a Bohemian expletive.
"They've messed us about again, cordon bennett! Pardon my French!"
Cordon bennett by The Wand July 11, 2018

Dr.Bennett Style 

Getting side track while teaching and talking 50 miles per hour and only to take up two minutes of class while the students think it’s been an hour
Hannah: “it isn’t time to go yet”
Brian: “That’s Dr.Bennett Style just power through it”
Dr.Bennett Style by BLACKSALAD23 February 5, 2019

NATHAN BENNETT 

You such a NATHAN BENNETT
NATHAN BENNETT by DJLJ108 April 30, 2019

Gordon Bennet Lads 

Gambie the Great’s favourite saying to yell out in anguish. Other sayings include “CHEESE ON TOAST