sea beaver

A female sailor on a boat overseas.

How many sea beavers do we have on this boat?

by Viva La Bob September 15, 2006

flaming beaver

When a red-headed chick spreads her legs, her red pubes resemble a beaver that's been set on fire.

"I fucked a red head last night and even though she shaved her snizz, i could still see where she had a flaming beaver. you can't hide that shit"

by beeflog January 26, 2010

Beaver Sauce

Flavored vaginal lubricant

I had to buy my girlfriend some more Beaver Sauce. Went through the last bottle like ketchup...

by PennyMonkey February 19, 2011

Frosty Beaver

Stuffing a womans vagina full of snow using your penis as a ramrod

so I was climbing out of the ski resort's hot tub drunk and naked when (blank) grabbed a fist full of snow and totally gave me a frosty beaver!

Also known as a Chilly Willy

by Chilly WillE April 7, 2011

Niver the Beaver

The coolest guy in the world with sexy hair. Enjoys laughing a lot, but can be annoying. Makes everyone around him laugh, and is one of the smartest people in the world. Gigiddy.

Have you talked with Niver the Beaver lately?" "Yeah, yesterday I fell on the floor laughing!

by thejewman568 November 17, 2010

beaver poaching

Occurs when you’ve laid all the ground work to hook up with a chick, and a friend swoops in to steef that chick while you’re in the bathroom.

He's a cool dude, but you have to watch him on the beaver poaching.

by harlan50 March 20, 2009

Witch's Beaver

Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)

RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.

ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.

also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero

NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"

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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!

by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013