Skip to main content

sea beaver

How many sea beavers do we have on this boat?
by Viva La Bob September 15, 2006
mugGet the sea beavermug.

Niver the Beaver

The coolest guy in the world with sexy hair. Enjoys laughing a lot, but can be annoying. Makes everyone around him laugh, and is one of the smartest people in the world. Gigiddy.
Have you talked with Niver the Beaver lately?" "Yeah, yesterday I fell on the floor laughing!
by thejewman568 November 17, 2010
mugGet the Niver the Beavermug.

Witch's Beaver

Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)

RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.

ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.

also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"

----------------

DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013
mugGet the Witch's Beavermug.

Fart beaver

I’d love to take him in the ol’ fart beaver.
by fart beaver boi November 2, 2022
mugGet the Fart beavermug.

Beaver Pool

A lot of vaginas in one place. Similar to a sausage fest.
Oh yea guys.. It's a beaver pool tonight.
by Iball07 May 22, 2013
mugGet the Beaver Poolmug.

Saucy Beaver

A saucy beaver is also known as a saucy pussy. They like BBQ over all sauces and lather in it daily to cleanse them selves of dirtiness. They also play shit holes of games that are bound to die in a year or so.
by saucybeaver November 3, 2019
mugGet the Saucy Beavermug.

Beaver weaver

She felt her beaver was unsightly so she made an appointment with a beaver weaver
by mr_january September 5, 2011
mugGet the Beaver weavermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email