Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.
"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."
nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty
nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty
by fatty beating master January 14, 2008
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Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."
Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.
Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.
by P.S.F October 3, 2008
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The car was too small to fuck in so we bought some Astro Glide at the Walgreen's and Janice gave me a golden baton.
by creedmoor July 15, 2006
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Jack: poor dave man. hes going on a date with kelly tonite.
Jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon
Jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon
by skitches101007 February 4, 2007
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Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.
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