A high school in Baltimore MD, built way before i was even born, with a principal who has set the Guinness Book of World Record for the Biggest Waste of Alumi Funding. It is a classic example of any high school: terrible bathrooms, mystery meat for lunch, the heat works in the summer while the air works in the winter. It's all there, bundled up into what some consider "The Best School in Baltimore City". I attended this ancient hell and wish to never go there again.
PS. There are some worthwhile people, as there is such a thing as a good person going to hell.
PS. There are some worthwhile people, as there is such a thing as a good person going to hell.
Dude #1: I can't stand goin to poly....why da hell they spend dat money on those star buck's chairs...and those dumb ass tables we keep breakin!!!
Dude #2: Baltimore Polytechnic Institute is indeed hell.
Dude #3: Imagine if it were only dudes here.
Dude #1 and #2: Shut up, dats not funny.
Dude #2: Baltimore Polytechnic Institute is indeed hell.
Dude #3: Imagine if it were only dudes here.
Dude #1 and #2: Shut up, dats not funny.
by Crono The College Freshman June 26, 2007
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Sex act, like a Cleaveland steamer, in which the woman kneels down and supports her breasts with her hands while her partner squats, facing away from her, and defecates on her chest.
"After a few natty-bo's, that chick got down on her knees to give me a rim job, and before she knew it, I was givin' 'er a Baltimore baker's rack."
by saltybalty July 17, 2012
Get the Baltimore baker's rack mug.verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.
guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.
guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.
guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.
guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
by Baltimore Barry December 29, 2010
Get the Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning mug.The counter-intuitive tendency of a Baltimore pedestrian to slow down in the middle of a street before oncoming traffic, practically daring you to hit him. The shuffle is exacerbated by the fact that Baltimore residents generally ignore crosswalks, preferring to cross busy streets at random intervals.
by Bart County Scrivener May 28, 2013
Get the Baltimore shuffle mug.a. Idiots who have overstayed their welcome in urban (Baltimore) Maryland and have immigrated to other states such as Pennsylvania. Baltimorons often state that they left urban life because of crime and a high cost of living. Once an area such as southern Pennsylvania becomes infected with Baltimorons, the taxes are dramatically increased and the quality of life of the natives is diminished. Once the Baltimorons realize that they have created taxes equal to their home land, the idiots end up moving back to Maryland after they have destroyed the balance of outlying communities.
a. Did you see what that neighbor did? It is okay, he is a baltimoron, he doesn't know any better.
b. Freaking Baltimorons have congested the community. It takes me 20 minutes to cross town now.
c. This used to be a nice area to raise a family till the invasion of the Baltimorons.
b. Freaking Baltimorons have congested the community. It takes me 20 minutes to cross town now.
c. This used to be a nice area to raise a family till the invasion of the Baltimorons.
by dumgrunt March 4, 2010
Get the Baltimoron mug.The worst city in America. A city that is shamed by its superior cities to the North and South, Philly, NYC and DC. A murderous and drug-infested cesspool that is a disgrace to the country and filled with a bunch of no-talent losers and morons. Name a rapper from Baltimore. Exactly. You can't. Filled with a bunch of wannabe New Yorkers and Philadelphians who try and act like the NYers and Philly heads they see on television. A city with no identity other than drugs or crime. People from Baltimore have disgusting accents and sound like hillbillies. A city that is ignored by citizens of real cities like NYC, Philly and DC while Baltimore idiots constantly talk and think about those other cities because of their deep inferiority complex.
The other 49 states and the rest of Maryland should throw Baltimore out of the USA. Baltimore is worse than Baghdad.
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