Baseball

Baseball is where you hit a ball with a stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets to the base with the ball before you do, you're out.

Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.

Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."

by Mister Miser March 27, 2008

Baseball catch

To grab a cigarette with a friend, used mainly when a person who you want to keep you habit a secret.

For heaven's sake, don't forget your mit! or just say you're using your friends mit...

Yo Jon! Wanna have a baseball catch? Ma, I'll be back in a little while.

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

Baseballing

When a lady inserts a finger into the end of a mans penis and a man slips a vibrating mobile phone up the ladies vagina and dials his favourite pizza number

Hey Julie we are going to have to stop all this baseballing my mobile phone bill is through the roof

by dtothepower3 May 24, 2010

baseball catcher

Fatass who can't play the infield and is the coaches son

Scott york is a baseball catcher

by Hffjrshhdhdhd May 6, 2018

baseballers

People who believe that baseball is the best sport around is baseball.Who are obviously wrong because we all know that lax is the best sport.So fuck you baseballers.

i hate those baseballers they're so annoying,lets just go lax

Baseballers never shut up.Forget them bro lets go party

by laxbro 4 life April 24, 2011

baseball bat

The ultimate weapon when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. It can even be thrown like a tomohawk should your intended victim appear to be outrunning you. However, if there is a red taffic light nearby, simply smash the window of the first car, kill the guy inside it, drive up after the primary target, and while passing, swing the bat full-force at his head. A decapitation guaranteed

So you wanna be a hitman for fat Alfredo, skinny Lou? Awrighty, take out Stupid Gianni and Smelly Joe wit dis baseball bat

by Jonzo the Weasel January 22, 2006

BASEBALL CAP

A Type of hat generally worn by old men ranging from 75-93 years old. Wearing a baseball cap is a sign of ageing and usually paired with dependency of prescription drugs such as CRESTOR or LIPITOR . In very rare occasions used by mid twenty year old woman with drawers full of baseball caps and shades to express the excitement of a return to California on Instagram or other social media.

"In moving back to CA you recognize the importance of having an entire drawer designated to baseball caps & Sunglasses (insert CA related Emoji here)

by THE BASEBALL CAP GUY September 24, 2014