barbecuing a loan

Male masturbation

Oh mate my mum walked in and I was barbecuing a loan, worst thing ever!

by Blake00 March 28, 2013

Barber Poll

Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.

That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.

by MD Jr October 10, 2013

barbe-toucheur

noun. Something/somebody that gives you pleasure touching your beard repeatedly.

If you are stressed I can be your barbe-toucheur

by Ninaleeg May 6, 2014

Barbequephile

In the strictest sense, a barbequephile describes someone with a disciplined devotion to American barbeque, accompanying strict traditions of consumption and appreciation. In a general sense however, a barbequephile simply refers to a person who enjoys American barbeque and often a layperson. Barbequephiles are also known as American barbeque aficionados or connoisseurs. They are people who appreciate authentic American barbeque, particularly authentic representations of regional barbeque specialties, methods of cooking barbeque, or methods of manufacturing barbeque equipment. While most barbequephiles are hobbyists, some may also be professionals like chefs, pitmasters, barbeque equipment manufacturers, or barbeque judges (one who tastes and grades Barbeque, according to specific criteria, for for contests).

Sure, I enjoy eating barbeque, but I am no barbequephile like Jim. Just ask his wife, he will stop at any barbeque restaurant, run down shack or rib joint he passes on the road.

by Drew the "Barbeque Man" May 24, 2014

Barbechew

A meat dish either cooked on a grill or a smoker that looks delicious but when you actually start eating it is extremely chewy. It tastes fine but can't actually be consumed due to its chewy consistency.

That barbecue restaurant smelled delicious but they're really serving up barbechew.

by BroncoBilly1975 June 28, 2016

barbertology

Certificate in cutting hair

He went to school and got his barbertology certificate.

by Tylerthebarber February 26, 2017

Barber King

Your average run of the mill middle aged barber. Often referred to as BK for short. Usually resides in a rural area where there is in fact no kingdom for one to rule. Often has an affinity for exaggeration and poor recollection of actual events. Haircuts are subpar at best.

like the new Doo? Nod to the Barber King.

by NinaHartley March 19, 2017