Barbechew 

A meat dish either cooked on a grill or a smoker that looks delicious but when you actually start eating it is extremely chewy. It tastes fine but can't actually be consumed due to its chewy consistency.

That barbecue restaurant smelled delicious but they're really serving up barbechew.

Barbechew by BroncoBilly1975 June 28, 2016

Barbecue Chicken

When they put a slow guy on you in basketball. It is so easy to blow by him that you could eat a plate of BBQ chicken before he catches up. This term was popularized by Shaq.

"Who is guarding me???" -me
"The big guy" -teammate
"Barbecue CHICKEN"

Barbecue Chicken by Food Masta January 4, 2017

barbecue clueless 

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.

They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!

barbecue clueless by Louisiana Tiger January 10, 2020

throw a barbecue 

The act of taking a shower immediately after pooping to clean yourself instead of using toilet paper.

Last summer, Jim and Mike stopped speaking after a bean-heavy dinner made Jim throw a barbecue at Mike's house. The smell didn't go away for weeks.

throw a barbecue by Heinz57 March 18, 2010

Barbenheimer

Conjunctive phrase describing the mania around the release of Gretta Gerwig's Barbie adaptation and Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer, which both release on July 21st, 2023. Due to both films being long expected, many people plan to see both films back to back, spawning jokes related to how opposite the topic and tone of both films are.

"Hey bro, are you going to cosplay for the Barbenheimer premiere this weekend?"
"You bet I am: I have my suit pressed and my girlfriend's pink high-heels ready to go."

Barbenheimer by ragonkmasterp1 June 10, 2023

I love a good barbecue 

What you say when everything goes extremely well with your friends with lots of bonuses.

We got lots of snacks and now we’re ready for a scary movie with my friends. Ahhh I love a good barbecue.

I love a good barbecue by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Barbecue sauce on my titties 

a well-known vine based on a clip from Orange is the New Black

(in AA)
Taystee: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I'm like 'What the fuck? Again?‘

Barbecue sauce on my titties by 🤪🐢✌🏼💯 July 13, 2019