The Honey Badger 

The process of having honey applied to ones rectum and then proceeding to have a Badger lick the honey from the applied area. Usually preformed by homeless men who are heavily into bestiality.

That homeless dude is doing the The Honey Badger.

The Honey Badger by Kernetic January 5, 2015

slippery badger 

an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.

Shit bro last night i saw a slippery badger i fucking legged it home.

slippery badger by wet armadillo May 9, 2011

savage badger 

When a bearded man plunges his penis and/or balls into any dark mysterious hole discovered in the forest floor.

After several organic hoppy microbrew beers, Wesley declothed and wandered through the woods until he found a mysterious hole in the ground where he could preform the Savage Badger.

savage badger by Wes Rupp da Muppet November 22, 2015

Nuzzling Badger 

A sexual technique involving black and white undies or pubes and growling.

Nuzzling Badger is when your girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on sexual orientation) dyes their pubes black and white, or wheres black and white underwear.

You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.

Nuzzling Badger by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007

Honey Badger 

A blonde haired homosexual male.

John and I went to Club Hunk in Baton Rouge and it was filled with honey badgers! We ended up having a great time if you catch my drift.

Honey Badger by Broomy3 January 11, 2012

Badger 

Like a cougar but the old lady is a gay old man.

John: dude, the badger is all over that young dude
Bill: He better keep his butt-hole tight

Badger by wWitbshy April 9, 2010

Badger 

Verb: To point to the ground and say "Badger?" in order to distract somebody. This can be related to "Dropped your pocket."

The hobo was following me, so I badgered him, and while he was distracted, ran away.

Badger by Swarlay February 15, 2008