The most retarted, dumbfounded, ignorant, most unlikly straight man on the face of planet earth. Not only is he a homo, he acts as if he is someone he really isnt.
by Bryansss December 22, 2016
by alchemiachan June 11, 2021
by theMANbrad February 10, 2010
he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he is always there for me and i can tell him anything. hes the center of my world. i really dont know where i would be without him. he makes me smile all the time, even if i have had a bad day. hes my future husband and i plan to spend the rest of my life with him. he has the best laugh ever n i love it. i love him with all my heart and that will never change (: i love you bryan daniel ♥
i love you bryan lauck
by future mrs. lauck (: ♥ May 16, 2011
So so sweet, knows how to turn a woman on, but like a chameleon will change colors very quickly. He will teach you how to hate your body and yourself! Be careful! Don’t ever piss one off— he will make your life hell! Ever hear of the game telephone? He’ll take every situation and somehow make it all come out wrong in the end. Total social butterfly, very good conversation skills, definitely knows how to talk and spread rumors. Don’t ever mix yourself up with Taylor Bryan, you’ll regret it.
by Suuccmahballs May 01, 2021
In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.
Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small
by liljjblingbling December 20, 2023
The girl harry mentioned on their August , 28th interview. He said that he saw her profile on Instagram and fancied her. She looked to be around 15. he said she was a "beautiful girl, majestic eyes" but dropped the subject after a minute or so. Niall said she was "quite pretty" also.
by Blake hartwig September 26, 2013