Battling Blumpkin

When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff.

The Hilton Sisters would look hot giving me a Battling Blumpkin

by Shizzle Daddy October 24, 2005

botting

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a couch, mattress, arm chair or any other inanimate object that you wish to have sex with. Can also include a persons hair, clothing or accessories as well.

dude ive been botting the shit out of your curly fro everynight when you go to sleep

by haywood jablowmeDC2 October 17, 2010

Bathing Your Grandmother

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.

Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)

by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009

dog baiting

usually refers to picking up a skanky ho promising her drugs on forest road, nottingham

neil went out dog baiting last night and gave her an alligator fuckhouse

by dan85 March 9, 2008

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

bathing the bone

is anytime a girl gets a guy's penis wet with some of her fluids or yet another way of having sex

Alexie knew that buying Sofia flowers would be another step towards her bathing the bone.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

Baiting call

A male who thinks he's making progress with a girl he's trying to fuck with is making a baiting call happen, not a mating call.

No key didn't even see the trap laid out for him coming. The girl he was trying to get closer to had him arrested with a baiting call.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018