Brandon

A tall and lengthy boi who is skinny and can reach the top shelf when you need him to.

Hey Brandon can you get that toy on the top shelf

by NichThibba October 29, 2019

Brandon

Every time I whip, you nae-nae.

Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

Brandon

A simp, but the good kind of simp.

Brandon is the good kind of simp.

by SimpingFool March 24, 2020

Brandon walker

A man that sucks his or other peoples toes

I'm pretty sure I got told that person is a brandon walker

by Cummins cider June 16, 2020

Brandon Tatchell

HE HIS A SET 8 FUCKING MONG HE ALSO THINKS HE IS MASSIVE AND WILL KNOCK OUT ANYONE WHEN IN REALITY HES A FUCKING PUSSY AND HE IS RETARDED CUNT I WILL SPARK HIM TF OUT THE DUTTY MONG HE IS ALSO A SLY CUNT AND HE STINKS OF PURE PISS DOESNT WASH IS THE BIGGEST REEM TO EVER GRACE THE EARTH

"do you know that brandon tatchell kid " oh yeh i do hes a proper mong

by HITLERBOYOBACH July 4, 2020

Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.

Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica

by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020

brandon maitchell

scary grinch with a shite trim and lots of red spots

has an huge obsession with panda girl and will do anything for her

overall proper bargain

emily: omg can you hear the ground shaking??
imogen:yeah it’s just brandon maitchell coming down the stairs

emily:oh okay xx

by yer mawwwww October 14, 2020