Skank Attack

When a skank decides to attack you with her skank friends.

angry skank + angry skank group of female friends= skank attack!

Once you have made the main leader skank angry it is best to walk away at a steady pace and not run, if you run the skank group will call you names and make sure you get all the verbal abuse and finger pushes to get you to crack.

Skank girl walks into a bar and asks a guy to buy her a drink because she's an easy target.

Guy rejects skank...

skank gets squad of skanks to approach you..

Guy walks away when he notices he is about to be skank attacked.

by Cuddles the killer bear October 24, 2010

Japanic Attack

The mother of all panic attacks, it's three times worse, and you don't see it coming. It eventually leads to continual meltdowns, and the fallout affects everyone you care about.

OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm having a Japanic attack!!!

by John Pennington April 11, 2011

Laugh Attack

When you laugh at something funny and for a long time you just keep laughing

Im having a Laugh attack

by Trendcrave September 30, 2017

Cheese Attack

When your body shuts down because the build up of cheese over time in the arteries.

The Cheese Attack was just awful. Such a shame what she loved the most, killed her in the end.

by Cheese Attack April 1, 2015

Toaster Attack

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does

Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?

by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023

awk attack

When you are bombarded with awkness.

When everything around you in a situation is awkward.

Everything about that situation was awkward, i had an awk attack in there.

by awk hawk attack September 9, 2009

flash attack

A traumatic reaction when initially receiving a dick pic!

Penny:
I was blinded, dazed and lost my balance. I had to sit down with a cold compress to recover from my flash attack.

Karen:
After recovering from my flash attack I proceeded to show all my home girls and they experienced the same trauma.

by P&K1234 November 11, 2015