Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friend’s unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.

Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!

by Big Daddy Hambone May 3, 2024

arizona lynch

when you lynch someone and you pour Arizona in their mouth and tape it shut so they taste it but can never swallow it leaving them very dissatisfied that they did not receive the refreshingness of the Arizona

Whats Arizona Lynching

It's like jacking off and choking yourself but sub the Masterbation for Arizona

by OMGITSROBERTDOWNEYJR July 10, 2018

Dirty Arizona

The act of sitting on top of an Arizona tea can to the point of penetration.

Nick: You missed a semi colon in your code.

Jacque: Guess i'll just do the dirty Arizona.

by CodeMasterBob February 7, 2018

arizona pile up

•when your are unhappily stuck between 5 fat men in a hot tub.

•when the water in a hot tub overflows because of the fat water displacement.

Phil, Bob, and Fatty Mcgee pulled a Arizona Pile Up last night.

by Broseph Srrr February 11, 2014

Arizona Curtain Pole

When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.

"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"

"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."

by Brambleboie November 10, 2020

Lazanda, Arizona

AKA Laveen, Arizona. Laveen is a wannabe hood that’s filled with fake gangbangers. 70% rentals and lots of crime. You are sharing grocery stores with all of South Phoenix. littered with homelessness and drugs specifically fentanyl also known as "Blues"

Where can I get Blues at? Go to Lazanda, Arizona. Blues are everywhere!!!

by R408817144 December 26, 2024

Arizona Moose

A large sturdy Mule typically seen in the desert area of Arizona

I rode an Arizona Moose to the base of the Grand Canyon

by Maestro21! November 21, 2024