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by RIntellect August 26, 2005
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Jane: Wow, look there is a fork and 33 cents covered in poo poo.
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by Daizle Baizzle July 16, 2009
Get the Anal Droppings mug.the act of giving a sexual partner a nipple cripple (the twisting/tweaking and/or general fondling of the the erogenous nipples and surrounding area), whilst simultaneously delivering anal sex. this increases both tension and overall pleasure at the point of orgasm.
damn, this anal pounding is not nearly satisfactory enough to fulfil my sexual desires. if you’d give me an anal nipple cripple, i’d be sure to scream out in pleasure!
by breakingbad January 3, 2013
Get the anal nipple cripple mug.A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.
Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"
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by MikeyG4753 August 1, 2013
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“Hey Bella come finger me”
“No Myla you’re too far away from my hands let’s try anal toeing it’s more convenient”
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by blackthefckup June 17, 2018
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Get the The Anal Avenger mug.This day celebrates the popular food item with a popular sexual act on June 4th. This day is celebrated between two or more people that love anal sex and pizza. You engage in anal sex and afterwards share a pizza.
- Hey Cindy, what are you up to tonight?
- I'm going over to Bob's for Pizza and Anal Day. It's become a yearly tradition of ours on June 4th.
- I'm going over to Bob's for Pizza and Anal Day. It's become a yearly tradition of ours on June 4th.
by SomeRedheadedChick July 26, 2016
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