Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.
Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.
by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023
Get the amish slot machinemug. The Amish hair that's longer than leg hair but shorter than their head hair. Both adults Amish genders get them. These pubicles are those of the Amish.
by Eatmyamishpubicle December 27, 2020
Get the Amish Pubiclemug. The result of a handjob continued after orgasm. So-called because of the churned result from a low-technology method.
"Hey Mitch, you're walking kind of funny."
"Yes, I'm a bit sore after making Amish butter last night."
"Yes, I'm a bit sore after making Amish butter last night."
by DunkinGas June 25, 2022
Get the Amish buttermug. Did you hear about the Amish couple that went to a pharmacist to help with conceiving a child? Yeah. They were fucking Amish style so he tore up her belly button.
by Rubies June 7, 2018
Get the Amish Stylemug. After you build your own bed, she jerks you off like she's churning butter, right before you shoot a load in her fart box. Amen.
Miss Julie says if I build her a barn, I'll get an Amish Donut for all my hard work later.
Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.
Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.
by PhuggedUpPham October 10, 2018
Get the Amish Donutmug. People who refuse to upgrade their mobile devices, won't participate on social media, and miss out on cultural trends and events because of their devout belief that technology and digital media are terrible.
My brother is coming over to watch a movie at my house because his TV is from 2007, he can only get Netflix by streaming it through his old Playstation 3, and he won't buy a Roku because he's digitally Amish.
I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.
He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.
I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.
He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.
by PunkRockHR December 5, 2019
Get the Digitally Amishmug.