Alyssa is a girl that loves being choked, she enjoyes farts and poo jokes all year round. How can somebody not love an Alyssa. She's the type of girl to text you while pooping just to tell you she is pooping. Horsie Poo is a nickname an Alyssa prefers being called during a romantic session. She loves drugs, booze and god. She has a thing for older guys and dads and occasionally grandfathers too. She flirts with a lot of guys at once and loves to lead people on.
by PooSlayer April 17, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. A fucking bitch that is a phony.She is a liar. Everybody thinks she is an angel, except the people that actually know her.
by Zoomba389 April 8, 2015
Get the Alyssamug. An amazing bitch. A total memeloving fuck who likes bagels being shoved up her ass. Satan is her daddy. She's lame as fuck. Always down for a good funeral.
by Datpepe June 11, 2016
Get the Alyssamug. 
Get the Alyssamug. by Jordan20602 March 13, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. A lying snake, someone you can never trust. Trust me she is the biggest asshole you would never want to be her friend did I mention she is a hoe dates bunch of dudes, she thinks she is all that but reality nothing.
Alyssa is a bitch
by S1xn9ne October 17, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. A complete metal and rock head. Would rather die then lose her boyfriend. Loves to have sex anywhere but especially in a car. Knows how to speak more then one language but still thinks shes stupid. Loves to play and meet all animals because everything is cute! Is short but still taller then 5 foot. Plays a bunch of instruments but doesn't like to practice them. Lazy as hell but doesn't care one bit.
by sickysuck November 18, 2019
Get the Alyssamug.