Alyssa

Alyssa, also known as Alisha, Alice, or Alissa, is a short little man. He hates exercising, is a militant atheist, and almost always is a pyromaniac. He repels the ladies, and is ALWAYS the "K" in Kiss, Marry, Kill. He is very chubby, but not cute-chubby. He is the one who goes to prom with his mom because no girl likes him. Alyssa acts much like a valley girl, although he is a male from Vietnam. He is EXTREMELY short, and wears a cape for some reason. If you meet an Alyssa, stay far away from him.

DeShaniqita: Okay, Betty, let's play Kiss, Marry Kill!
Betty: OK! You go first: Chris, Jamalar, Alyssa.
DeShaniqita: That's easy! Kiss Jamalar, Marry Chris, and kill Alyssa!
Betty: Yeah. He took his mom to prom! And he's SOOOOO short!

by billthelilchillpill July 14, 2018

Alyssa

A fucking bitch that is a phony.She is a liar. Everybody thinks she is an angel, except the people that actually know her.

Omg you know how alyssa told you she had a boyfriend, it was a lie.

by Zoomba389 April 8, 2015

Alyssa

An amazing bitch. A total memeloving fuck who likes bagels being shoved up her ass. Satan is her daddy. She's lame as fuck. Always down for a good funeral.

What are you, an Alyssa lmao ?

by Datpepe June 11, 2016

Alyssa

Another name for a large tumor on the penis. Typically associated with the STD herpes.

OMG I accidentally gave John an Alyssa I hope he doesn’t die.

by Jordan20602 March 13, 2018

Alyssa

A bitch who should never be trusted and she can't give bjs and handjobs kms

My baby girl alyssa

by Rhesc January 24, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa is a slim thicc and is a very loud person who can be very obnoxious at times, but that's what makes her so beautiful and amazing even if she doesn't realize it. she is there for anyone of her friends and has all of her friends backs. She can be very petty and will put you in your place when she needs to. But, she is a very emotional person who tries to hide it. If you have her as a friend, you are lucky she is a very loyal friend. She is an amazing kisser and a little bit of a freak with the one she is involved and is very passionate. if you have her, don't take her for granted you will never find anyone like her as a friend or girlfriend.

person 1: I'm so glad I have Alyssa as my bestfriend

person 2: I'm blessed I have her as my girlfriend, I want to marry her

person 3: I wish I didn't lose her, I miss her...

by crazydogsandfishland November 13, 2019

Alyssa

A complete metal and rock head. Would rather die then lose her boyfriend. Loves to have sex anywhere but especially in a car. Knows how to speak more then one language but still thinks shes stupid. Loves to play and meet all animals because everything is cute! Is short but still taller then 5 foot. Plays a bunch of instruments but doesn't like to practice them. Lazy as hell but doesn't care one bit.

Wow I can't believe my best friend is Alyssa!

by sickysuck November 18, 2019