alarm clock

THE number 1 drink for early tailgates or day drinks. Consists of malt liquor, orange juice, and pre-workout powder. Drink in excess and you'll be awake and alive for the party.

"The dage starts at 8AM, we better make some alarm clocks"

by Fratrick Star October 28, 2012

Car Alarm

Any person that will not shut the fuck up.

Oh my god, she's still talking?
Yeah, total fucking car alarm

by Mister Marc December 1, 2015

Ji-Eun [Alea Mei]

She is the girl that I love so much

She the one who brought me so much happiness and sorrow.

I love her though I suffer in too much pain.

I was so happy when she said that she also loves me...

I believed her.

And I started to love her more than my life...

I became obsessed of whoever and whatever she is.

I loved her when she kisses me, make love with me, sit beside me, ignore me, get angry to me, slap me, punch me, say bad words to me, watch movie with me, eat with me, sleep beside me, call me, walk with me, drink with me, go to church with me...

even in her silence and absence..I love her so much...

Alea, if you could just see what's in my heart and if only you could feel what I feel...You would surely cry everyday and feel like that the air is your touch...Like what I use to feel.

To the people who will and had read this article...I just want to say that...

I'm proud that once in my life I truly loved a girl.

The girl that made me complete and broken again...

The girl that made me smile and cry...

The girl that made me enthusiastic and depressed...

The girl that inspired me and even if she don't love me anymore I will still keep her in my heart...

The girl that I love and even if she keeps on hurting me still, I will keep on loving her...

She was the girl...

....My Sassy Girl..

....My Ji-Eun Alea Mei

Ji-Eun Alea Mei love,longing,care, sacrifice, sadness, cry, tears, happiness, regrets.

by Gyeon-Woo [Pah-Boh] January 31, 2009

Beer Alarm

The action of setting an alarm, for a very early hour, before going to bed to wake up and immediately shotgun a beer. Preferably have the beer and key next to your bed.

Hey Lukas the big game is tomorrow, we should set a beer alarm to start the day off right

by Scot Tank November 4, 2008

Alarm Cock

The alarm cock is a hilarious sexual prank. A man waits for a woman to go to sleep and retires to a seperate room to masturbate feverishly. Right before ejaculation he returns to the bedroom to cum right in his girls face. She will wake up during this and her confusion will quickly turn to outrage which will be responded to with a hasty retreat. The alarm cock maneuver has also been referred to as the graveyard glaze and the midnight jack.

The definition for Alarm Cock is self explanitory. If performing the alarm clock maneuver it is important to use catchy one liners before escaping. "You had it coming" or perhaps the Woody the Wood Pecker noise would suffice.

by Conman31415 March 18, 2010

AeArc

he's lame, gay, douchebag, licker etc.

AeArc

by Raicho October 29, 2010

False Alarm

While sexing a woman doggy style, you spit on her back and tell her you came, and when she turns around you bust a nut in her face.

I pulled a false alarm on this bitch and she's blind to this day!

by K-Pop April 30, 2007