Albert

Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.

'That boy got a 0 on his test.'
'That's not surprising his name is Albert, he doesn't care.'

by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022

Albert is BAD

Albert is SO BAD, He's literally just bad.

Do you see that person there failing to throw a cup into the trash can? That's Albert, Because Albert is BAD.

by [Echo] May 30, 2022

Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.

He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!

by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021

Albert

Someone who likes hill walking or cycling. Can sometimes walk with a slight bounce effect.

John- "Look at that guy walking down that hill with that stupid stick.... why is he bouncing as he walks?
Glen- "That guy is such an Albert!"

by dondoMANDO March 13, 2022

Albert Ekander

Albert is a person who is much cooler than Emilio Paparizous and Liam Jonason. Also he take both of them in a lightsaber duel. Also Ogge T gets slaughetered in a duel. Albert Ekander is a prime example of a kind man.

Albert Ekander is a perfect human

by Albert Ekander March 15, 2022

Albert Artez

Some random dude on the internet making content that is way less entertaining than when he used to rip timmies spine out but he is ok

Kid1: have you heard of Albert artez?
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out

by anonymous March 15, 2022

Albert Boorla

A boorish vax nazi screwing everybody up the ass with poison vaccines

Albert Boorla make over 24 million dollars in stock options during the plandemic

by D Flawless March 18, 2022