mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.
by noone7654 February 11, 2020
Get the Michael Alan Snellmug. On Pro Evo running down the line then cutting inside just before you reach the bi-line and passing it to a player on the penalty spot, for people with no skillz!
by markku007 November 11, 2008
Get the doing an alanmug. Alan ist der beste nettesten nicht Fette sondern muskolöseste Mensch. Alle seine Freunde sind froh in zu haben er wierd von jeder Frau geliebt. Da er einen 50cm Cock hat der jede Frau befriedigt. Und in Friday the 13 th ist er der Beste. In die meisten Gruppen ist Alan der Schöne lustige und der leader. Er wird auch Geiler zecker genant
by Alan Geiler Zecker April 16, 2020
Get the Alanmug. i don’t think i’m supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
miss you alan
by myth0ughts August 24, 2023
Get the alanmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <Talita>Jowharah Jones Is Slade And Wade Wilson For Terry Alan Crews<Talita>mug. by Bruh224 March 4, 2025
Get the Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReakenmug. He is a very cute and handsome guy. This guy is very funny once you get to know him. He is nice, smart, blushes when he laughs, shy at first but then energetic, gaming energy, likes gore, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome. He is very loyal to people he knew for a year or so. He gets crushes easily so you might have a chance :3 He is sometimes competitive, he jokes a lot, he is mean to people he likes. This guy would be a perfect match for you! If you date him, you should really keep him. He also is very rich and wealthy. If you have him as your boyfriend, just know you can use his money :D Moving on, He is again very handsome, and a good boyfriend. Overall he is the most attractive guy you might know.
his gf: Thats Alan, my boyfriend!
her bestie: He is hella fine
his gf: Yea I know but that aint mean shit about you having him
her bestie: chill bitch it was a god damn joke
his gf: I dont fucking care but we all know he is hella fine
her bestie: yea he is
his gf: ......
her bestie: He is hella fine
his gf: Yea I know but that aint mean shit about you having him
her bestie: chill bitch it was a god damn joke
his gf: I dont fucking care but we all know he is hella fine
her bestie: yea he is
his gf: ......
by simp:D November 9, 2021
Get the Alanmug.