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alabama snowblower

When the male finishes on the inside of the partners anus and the partner violently sharts the liquid into his face and yell "Make America Great Again!"
Lauryn I need your help!!! I was finishing inside Kylie and going in to see what damage I'd done and she surprise surprised me with the old Alabama snowblower! Now who's going to fix my carpet!
by Bighunk yumyum June 8, 2016
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alabama blacksnake

A black mans penis when he is drunk.
one time at bar rush this drunk black guy was running around asking people if they wanted to see an "alabama blacksnake"
by Jenkem45 July 15, 2006
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Alabama Flapjack

One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!
We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.
by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009
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Alabama lockdown

An Alabama lockdown is when people who are related lock themselves in a room and masturbate together
Omg Ronnie and his mom Alabama lockdowned
by Mrchubby sir December 16, 2019
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Alabama ribrub

The act of dry humping massive human like pillows and realizing you are forever alone.
The young boy could not find love tonight, so he had himself a good Alabama ribrub.
by 5dorra October 14, 2016
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alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.
I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.
by ElongD69 January 31, 2018
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Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama
William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!
by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018
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