alabama dildo

The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.

Amy and Jill decided to have an alabama dildo after a long day of hunting.

by The man of the hour October 22, 2013

alabama blacksnake

A black mans penis when he is drunk.

one time at bar rush this drunk black guy was running around asking people if they wanted to see an "alabama blacksnake"

by Jenkem45 July 15, 2006

Alabama Flapjack

One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!

We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.

by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009

Alabama-weird

Something that is weird, that rednecks, hicks, or backwater people would do.
Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.

Eating roadkill is Alabama-weird

by cellophane girl July 8, 2011

alabama salsa

When you have period sex with your cousin.

“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”

by hippielemons April 29, 2019

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.

My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Alabama Cussclaw

Inserting three fingers from one hand into a woman's pussy and the thumb from the same hand into the anus. When doing this your hand should form a claw, hence the name.

Cussout (creator of the alabama cussclaw):"Get ready, I'm pullin' the Alabama Cussclaw on this pus."
TerrariaExpert22:"Holy Shit!"

by Cussbus April 11, 2016