eggs benedict arnold

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.

"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

eggs benedict arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared as usual. While mixing the hollandaise, some male ejaculate is added to the sauce.

"Hey Jimmy, how are those eggs benedict arnold?" Jimmy does a spittake.

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict Arnold…. Cumming in the

Hollandaise sauce Sauce as sneaky revenge! ICS

She cheated on me , fed her
Eggs Benedict Arnold for Breakfast!!!

by Hangstank December 1, 2023

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared in the usual fashion, but the hollandaise has the addition of male ejaculate.

Hey Jimmy, how are you liking those Eggs Benedict Arnold?

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.

Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.

by Winters Scoop December 4, 2023

A Little Less Adolf And A Little More Arnold

When you relinquish the strict workout regimen and just pump iron.

Jeff: "I absolutely cannot hit triceps today, I'm within my 48 hour cooldown period and my current level of nervous system fatigue is suboptimal. I had to skip my copenhagen split marches due to 100% treadmill utilization by the new year's resolutioners. Also, if we leave the gym any later than 28 seconds from now I'm going to miss my protein window-"
Greg: "I'm gonna need a little less Adolf and a little more Arnold from you today bro."

by Bigscheming March 24, 2026