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Accountability Resistance Syndrome

When a person who is obviously guilty continues to profess innocence regardless of overwhelming proof of their guilt. A drunk driver who denies being drunk after getting in to an accident, blows over the limit on a breathalyzer, and has witnesses confirming they were drunk will be a person exhibiting "Accountability Resistance Syndrome"
A child holding a crayon, covered in crayon marks, who was caught writing their name on the living room wall that denies vandalizing the wall is experiencing Accountability Resistance Syndrome.
by Kooriki May 2, 2024
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Outdoor Accountant

An accountant is usually an indoor type, therefore is not accustomed to the outdoor world. In times of crisis an accountant, when doing a shit job, will be banished to the outdoors to live amongst the wilder.
Didn't you hear? Kyle was that shite at work, I heard he's now an outdoor accountant..
by baaailelleee January 26, 2024
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eBay account

An oldschool term used for people that play worse than their elo in competitive games because they are using an account that they bought online. This term has mostly been replaced with the term boosted
Xayah: Mid please stop feeding
Rek'Sai: Dont bother, its an eBay account
by Eggnivia March 4, 2018
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HUT Accounts

dumbass twitter accounts with no life who play NHL all day and bitch about donations and Giveaway shit to get followers
Bro, I lol'd when i saw those HUT accounts. i almost shit myself
by HUT Accounts August 3, 2014
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Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.
Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."
by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022
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Special Accountant

A stripper. This term came from the social media app, TikTok.
“A day in the life as a ✨Special Accountant✨.“
by zyoyzy September 11, 2021
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ship accounts

A ship account is a tiktok account made by someone from the same grade/class that makes videos about other people in the grade and shipping them together.
Yo you heard about the account that's shipping people from our grade on tiktok

"Yeah bro I hate those ship accounts"
by JayGfromQueens September 12, 2023
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