Australian Football League

Consisting of 18 clubs with at least 2 based in the major cities of Australia, the AFL is the premier competition of Australian Rules Football, the Best Game on the Planet. The AFL is the biggest sporting competition in Australia and the 4th most attended in the whole world, with crowds of at least 20 to 90k and sometimes even reaching 100k at a game. The AFL is the top dog of Australian sport and other sports such as NRL and soccer don’t come close to the popularity and awesomeness of the Great Australian Game.

Jasper: Hey Jason, wanna go to the Australian Football League game tonight?
Jason: Fuckin oath mate, no worries! I love going to the footy!

(At the Melbourne Cricket Ground with a crowd of 95,000 for a game between Carlton and Richmond)

Jasper: Go you Tiges!!🐯
Jason: We are the Navy Blueees🟦

Jasper: Doesn’t matter what team you follow, we follow the Best Game on the Planet
Jason: Fair dinkum!

by Crowsfan91 January 4, 2020

Australian Toilet Bowl

An alchoholic beverage. Drop a shotglass filled with cheap vodka into a tall glass of Foster's beer and slam that shit!

Man, Tommy just puked all over my futon!

What do you expect, he just drank an Australian Toilet Bowl!?!

by HotLettuce November 4, 2010

australian flip flop

The act of humping your hand instead of doing an arm motion while masturbating

I had a forearm cramp so I had to do an australian flip flop

by scoot82 April 19, 2010

Australian Ford Forums

A bunch of cock suckers, that is ruled by a keyboard worrior, Russel who drives a 300c

Australian Ford Forums = Gay

Boosted Falcon FTW

by russel300c January 3, 2009

Australian Labradoodle

The act of putting peanut butter on your penis and allowing a dog to lick it off. Regular or chunky is acceptable.

Pete disappeared from the party and we thought he passed out. Later we found him getting an australian labradoodle in the kitchen.

by Ron T. January 5, 2009

Australian butt rub

nutting on a females ass after anal sex and then rubbing it in

I gave Ashley an australian butt rub last night.

by Jack Muffmcdiver May 17, 2006

Australian mocha bomb

the act of pooping in a milk jug and throwing it at foreigners.

i took a stroll down town and hurled Australian mocha bombs at rednecks.

by waffletronz January 19, 2011