Fatasthma attack

when you run up the stairs and you're too fat to catch your breath

i get frequent fatasthma attacks in Zumba class.

by diabeticprincess September 18, 2017

Laugh Attack

When you laugh at something funny and for a long time you just keep laughing

Im having a Laugh attack

by Trendcrave September 30, 2017

flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017

Sodium Attack

1. When you attack someone with sodium
2. Chess Opening Na3
3. When you dump salt on someone's head.
4. Salt Bomb Attack

1. Sodium Attack!!!!!!!!
2. The first move is Na3, Sodium Attack
3. Sodium Attack! It's raining salt!!!!
4. This salt bomb will go off in two minutes and thirty-five seconds.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 5, 2021

Pap Attack

The female equivalent of a kick in the balls, when a woman is punched, slapped or kicked in the boob. The attacker will cry "Pap attack!" So everyone knows that they have been wounded.

Megan and Iona stood having a fight:
Megan: "You're a bitch."
Iona: "You're a dink."
Megan pulls back and punches Iona in the boob and screams, "Pap attack!"

Iona backs away holding her boob, growling at her attacker. Iona retreats to a safe distance with her arms crossed over her chest as to prevent another attack.

by Ghost in the Attic. August 8, 2013

Attacked By Life

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.

Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life

by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011

Lung Attack

When someone's laughing so hard they shut their eyes and have a hard time breathing and they literally drop on the floor and have a sore mouth from wheezing too much 10 minutes later.

Person 1: *Wheezes from an unfunny joke they heard one hour ago*
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.

by A Really Normal Person April 11, 2023