Scheme Anxiety

The feeling of knowing that a hurtful scheme and or plan is imminent.

As the dots were flashing on my screen, I'm ngl I was getting real scheme anxiety.

by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018

Anxiety

The best way I can describe anxiety is having a REALLY angsty improv group inside of your head and at one word they start spinning off countless scenarios

Me: Oh, a friend asked how I was, that’s nice-
Anxiety: OH HELL NO
Me: What?
Anxiety: THIS IS OBVIOUSLY CODE FOR I WANT TO DUMP YOU AS A FRIEND, YOU’RE UGLY AND SHE THINKS YOU NEED THERAPY

Me: But I do need therapy. . .

Anxiety: WELL SHE DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT
Me: (Types) I’m fine how bout you

by Littlebluegirl August 13, 2020

Noah Anxiety

The feeling you get when obsessing over Noah Schnapp, especially when leaves you crying in a corner of your room and wanting to hug him more than anything.

Person 1: All I want is to hug Noah Schnapp right now
Person 2: Then you have Noah Anxiety!

by Will.byers.UwU January 7, 2021

Anus Anxiety

Whenever your anus clenches from being excited or nervous about something.

I got so much anus anxiety before I went on stage to do karaoke last night.

by Spacebunny26 September 11, 2019

anxiety

Your scared of something that doesnt exist.

ey man, i really dont know how to talk to people, my anxiety is getting real bad
dude, dont be a bitch, just talk
oh, right. thanks dude

by electriccoilsmakesmybloodboil June 25, 2020

Anxiety

Anxiety is an xious feeling that arrives hen something that is unusul, or that you don't like occurs.

There's so many people, kinda giving me anxiety dude

by Grey_cloudz February 14, 2022

window anxiety

The anxiety of uncovered windows at night (eg- being scared someone will be looking at you through the window if you look outside at night)

Oh yeah I have window anxiety, that’s why my window shades/blinds get closed before it turns dark

by Zenny08 November 29, 2024