alabama blacksnake

A black mans penis when he is drunk.

one time at bar rush this drunk black guy was running around asking people if they wanted to see an "alabama blacksnake"

by Jenkem45 July 15, 2006

Alabama Flapjack

One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!

We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.

by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009

Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama

William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!

by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.

I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.

by ElongD69 January 31, 2018

Alabama-weird

Something that is weird, that rednecks, hicks, or backwater people would do.
Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.

Eating roadkill is Alabama-weird

by cellophane girl July 8, 2011

alabama salsa

When you have period sex with your cousin.

“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”

by hippielemons April 29, 2019

Alabama ribrub

The act of dry humping massive human like pillows and realizing you are forever alone.

The young boy could not find love tonight, so he had himself a good Alabama ribrub.

by 5dorra October 14, 2016