Adam

A dumb cunt who drops six hundo with his mom’s PayPal on 2K and lives for big dick.

Wow that Adam guy is such a cunt.

by StupidAssAvicado November 7, 2017

Adam

known by many names except for his own. sasquatch, tree, Nyan cat, troll, awesomesauce, vasto, bfg, lanky, alco, giggty, boss, fancypants, fairyboy, beanie boy, jewman, jewman jim and voldemort are just some of the various names this tall creature is known by.

Random 1: Hey Tree!

Random 2: Who is Tree?
Random 1: You know, Adam!
Random 2: Who the F**K is Adam?
Random 1: That guy next to the fridge.
Random 2: The F**k? That is Sasquatch!

by Ranger221 August 31, 2011

Adam

A boy who has a lisp and loves Rise Against. Sometimes is called a weenie because of his tall and slender body. Plays violin, and always wears stupid scarves.

That kid looks like a total weenie!
Yeah, he's an Adam.

by 12-1-21-18-5-14 April 26, 2009

adam

so lad with no eyebrows but thinks hes still all gettoh and pimpin

hay im adam im pure boss coz im black but still hav no eyebrows

by alex the lion January 14, 2008

Adam

a retarded person who lives in sweaden (the land of the retards) and who has a serious eating disorder which will never be cured because he is so fat

oh wow that adam is a fat hoe

what a fat adam
yuck

by ur mm December 10, 2018

Adam

Adam, the best brother, and boyfriend you will ever love! He is super funny, stupid, but at the same times smart. He makes you laugh even on the darkest of days, with all of his stupidity come smarts, talent, courage, trust, love, and a crazy sense of humor. His dark hair and brown eyes make you leap whenever you see him. I know both a brother and a best friend! I love you Adam and you are the best brother I could ever ask for!!

I love my Adam!

by Xxfirefoxx May 24, 2018

Adam

Adam is the kind of kid who was free-ranged in elementary school but was constantly hunted down by wranglers after stripping through the hallways. Adam is often seen standing at the urinal with pants to his ankles and or making a mural on the walls from his own fecal matter. He is referred to as the Cum Gobbler as many have observed whenever he eats, he says "Cum... Cum... Cum... YUM... YUM... YUM". Overall, Adam is a menace to society who is unfit to continue living.

Yo, Adam is a fucking idiot

by AidanMaybe? December 5, 2021