Stale white bread boy

A plain man who’s mundane life is turned around by a manic pixie dream girl.
One doesn’t exist without the other, a manic pixie dream girl will always be with a stale white bread boy and visa versa.

Romona flowers in Scott pilgrim vs the world finds Scott, her stale white bread boy to be the nicest guy she’s ever been with

by Steviesteve November 20, 2023

White boy training wheels

The quintessential black or otherwise non-white female for any white boy looking to branch out into interracial sex. Not necessarily relationships, but she'll more than willingly go for that too. This is also one of the most annoying bitches you will ever meet because just like how a vegan tells you they're vegan without you ever even asking, this girl is constantly going to be talking about stiff, white, penises. She's dtf any guy who's white, just cuz he's white. These bitches may seem rare, but they exist and they will get on your last damn nerve if you spend enough time with them and are anyone other than a white male looking for some quick and easy non white pussy. It's not even just as simple as a racial preference like you're tryna date this chick but then she just lets you know she'd rather bang white guys. This is the type of chick who always talks about them. The. Name. Is. On. The. Package.

Look at that fine set of white boy training wheels over there. What a damn shame 4 out of 4 quarters of their brains are devoted to dick. More specifically white dick, but it'd be a damn shame anyway.

by Muthalovinfishnipples99 May 2, 2018

Dookie ass white boy

A white boy that Is friends with gang members

That kid Brian is a dookie ass white boy

by PhatBooger March 1, 2020

Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.

Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..

by _BigClock March 4, 2024

Typical White Boy

The typical white boy is most likely a high schooler or wannabe middle schooler. They normally have huge egos due to all the attention they get from girls, but that doesn’t mean they treat women with respect. In fact, it’s the opposite for most. Typical white boys are plain and simple players. As for the way they look, most of the time they have fluffy, sad mullet, or ice cream scoop hair. They wear either short shorts or basketball shorts with a hoodie or basic t-shirt. All of them play some sort of sport. Most likely; football, basketball, lacrosse, or baseball. One last thing, they are obsessed with the gym.

Girl 1: Did you see that boy in our history class? He’s so cute!

Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?

by Milquetoast August 28, 2023

white boy syndrome

Tanner Olsen

Have you seen Tanner Olsen?? He has a bad case of white boy syndrome.

by Chickennoodlesoup December 4, 2013

Singing White Boy

A white boy that puts on an act to be hood, but he’s not about that life; A white boy who changes his hood act to a regular personality in different predicaments

Harper: “Hey Gabby, do you like connor?”
Gabby: “No… He’s a Singing White Boy.”

by pandalover222 September 19, 2025