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jojo to turnt

when your friend is beyond the capability of articulating her words because of drunkness...
while at the house last night my friend spilled pickle juice ...she was jojo to turnt ...
by BoPril October 14, 2016
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Jojo the Wise

Jojo the Wise is always the wisest person you know, having knowledge on many topics excluding the opposite gender. He is very fast and also likes men.
Jojo the Wise just taught me a lot of good info! I’m so happy!
by Fungal Crustacean July 15, 2021
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No jojo

A slang expression quite popular in Italian trap music meaning "I'm not joking" or "it's not fake". Is in no way a reference to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
La mia life è no jojo (No jojo)
by r3dio December 3, 2022
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JoJo Thimblethumb

JoJo Thimblethumb is a Man in their late fifties who enjoys gardening. He is a kind-hearted Person and likes Green Tea.
"Did you hear about JoJo Thimblethumb??"
"Yea, I hear he likes Tea!"
by Azilla April 30, 2024
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JOJO

A word coined By Mark Ruffalo to describe pedophiles, especially those who sodomize their child victims.
That Jojo isn't going to last a day in gen pop.
by Dwilson76 November 23, 2021
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JoJo Siwa

That one girl who wears so much bows on her hair to the point where her hairline doesn't exist. Recently, she tried becoming emo with her new song "Karma" but everyone made fun of it. "Thy shall not lie" this ain't the bible, girl.

All she did was twerk in front of her children audience and sell rainbow gay bows with glitter in walmart to the point where they sold out and caused riots along with crying little kids. "NO MOOMMY I WANT THE PURPLE ONE"

"MOM CAN WE GET THE JOJO SIWA ASBESTOS KIT" "WAAAA I WANTED THE GLITTERRR"

Besides making parents' life harder, she also talks like a chatty brat. "HOYEBERYUNISJOJOANIMDOINAVIDIO"

She defends pedophiles and groomers while also doing a segment called "JoJo's Juice" where all she does is talk about stuff and garner billions of views just by making those uncreative videos.

She also made a TV series called (believe it or not) "The JoJo and Bow-Bow Show-Show". It got a 2.8/10 on its own IMDb page, how embarrassing.

She made collab videos with Jake Paul (who filmed a dead body in one of his videos) and his beloved itty-bitty cute son, Tydus. She uses him for views and money making her a child-exploiting youtuber.
Someone: Do you know that one girl who talks like a chipmunk in her videos?

Me: Yes! It was JoJo Siwa!
by poodictionairy April 8, 2024
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JoJo West

One of the smartest, funniest, sexiest BIG Booty Italian bitches that you will ever meet! She loves dick more than anything and can suck the nut out of a man and have it down her throat and in her belly before his vision clears! She’s known as a unicorn, mainly because there’s always a errect horn somewhere in her vicinity, but also because she’s a tough one to pin down. (The trick is fooling her into using cuffs and shackles BDSM style blind fold and ball gag as well, the works, then once you have gotten her where you want her you remove the blind fold and then BOOM! Tell her she’s just been JOJO’d!) (or the more common goddess of road head JoJoing)
Bro I met a chick at the bar last night , and took her to my place but on the way there idk what happen, I was driving and next thing I know my eyes were crossed and I couldn’t see. I came to with my pants undone and feeling AMAZING! Dude, you met JoJo West! You got JoJo’d!! Lucky bastard.
by BeenaboutitBro April 20, 2024
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