J.R. Tucker High School

A school in which cool kids only consist of both rich asian and white kids. Blacks especially loud girls are generally looked down upon and are almost never seen hanging out with the whites and asians. But there are a few selected black kids that are "in". The white boys are usually west end boys who wear khakis with lanyards hanging out of their pockets and tshirts from their favorite colleges and teams or polos. The asian boys wear jeans and khakis and some sort of name brand shirt or polos. The loud obnoxious black kids tend to go ham and wear some crazy shit like rocawear, baby phat, southpole, and shooters. The football team sucks as crap but the entire team thinks theyre so cool walking around school when theyve barely won any games.

A usual conversation between kids at J.R. Tucker High School:

white kid 1: are you going to hilary's bonfire tonight?
asian kid 1: yeah. are you guys?
white kid 2: yup. we're going.
black girl 1: aaaaaawwwwww heeeellll naaaw!
black girl 2: wwwtttfff is this????
black girl 3: yall emburrrassing me forreal.
white kid 1: (mumbles under this breath) oh no. stupid loud black girls. lets walk away.
asian kid 1: im with you on that.

by lollolimlaughing July 3, 2011

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.

You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.

by Satyr September 14, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

by Chuck B. April 14, 2003

tucker

tucker is an amazing person all around. He has beautiful eyes and a great personality. Loves his family and friends. Tucker’s are also hot and love dogs. They’re typically country boys and like jeans. Make the girls swoon. Is great in relationships because he’s so caring

girl: omg do you know tucker?

girl 2: yes!! he’s husband material

by kitty100 January 11, 2018

TUCKER

A guy who can’t keep a girl wet

Man this air is as dry as Tucker’s girls

by Dirtydogg123 October 29, 2018

Santonio Tucker Jr

A fine ass dark skin with dreads and sexy ass voice

OMG is that, that fine ass dark skin santonio tucker jr

by everybody babymamas October 24, 2022

Tucker

Tuckers are backstabbers and manipulators. They will always be the nicest people to you at the beginning. They are smart, athletic, kind, and caring. However, once he thinks you are better than him in the slightest, he will find his way to make your life miserable. You will then become his competitor in EVERYTHING, and if you call him out, he will never talk to you again, as well as talk about you to other people. Tuckers are normally teachers pets, and will tell the teacher any slightest thing that he hears come out of his competitions mouth.

Rebecca: Tucker is so cute, smart, and kind!
Pablo: Whatever makes you sleep at night..

by kamsterkamkamkam December 24, 2023