Long Slong

Teegan is one of the only females to have a huge long slong that’s comes into the room 5 minutes after she does

Damn baby you look fine as hell with that long slong

by longslonggg May 12, 2020

long un'

a long and hairy penis

hey honey you should maul my long un'

by Cummy man December 16, 2008

Lemon long

Lemon long means,long neck a persons neck which is longer than others

Wow dude! You've got a lemon long !!

by Ladyinred February 4, 2014

Long Spider

A scorpion

Hazel informed me of the dangers of the long spider, wouldn’t want to get stung by one of those.

by Thecoolestpersonyouevermet November 3, 2018

Josie Long

A word for the specific frustration felt when a woman parrots a man’s shit-laden misogynistic argument

She Josie Longed it, yeah sorry mate, She keeps say ‘Transwomen are Women‘ but hasn’t answered any concerns relating to women’s safety. It’s almost as if maintaining male privilege trumps the safety and dignity of women. I know? Mad, innit.

by Boreoff June 11, 2020

long boarded

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)

yooo i long boarded so hard last night

by dont@me57 November 1, 2019

Long Cow

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".

Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.

by Euro-kun July 28, 2021